haikus.

In Japan, they are considering replacing the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft Error messages with Haiku poetry messages.
this is the haiku. enjoy!

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The Website you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao-until
You bring fresh toner.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.


You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

you know.
today was okay.
I fell in the mud (:
yeahhh.
mud mud mud!
cause I was running for the goal with the ball.
then.
there's like this HUGE STRETCH OF MUD.
on field one
so I can't stop
my feet slide out from under me
and I fall with a whoosh (:
everyone was laughing. ahha.
maybe I"ll slip and fall tmrw (: